100 Knock Knock Jokes (FUNNY JOKES) | Most funny KNOCK KNOCK JOKES WHO’S THERE? #top #funny #jokes

1. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Cow says. 🐄 Cow says who? No silly, cow says “moo”! 🐮
2. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Lettuce. 🥬 Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s starting to rain! ☔
3. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Boo. 👻 Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke! 😂
4. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Atch. 🤧 Atch who? Bless you! Is someone catching a cold? 🤒
5. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Harry. 👓 Harry who? Harry up and answer the door, it’s getting windy! 💨
6. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Banana. 🍌 Banana who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. 🍌 Banana who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. 🍊 Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again? 🤪
7. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Cash. 💰 Cash who? No thanks, I prefer credit cards. 💳
8. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Lettuce. 🥬 Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s getting cold! ❄️
9. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Dishes. 🍽️ Dishes who? Dishes a nice place you got here! 🏡
10. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Boo. 👻 Boo who? Aw, don’t cry, it’s just a joke! 😆
11. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Cash. 💵 Cash who? No thanks, I’m broke. 🤑
12. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Lemon. 🍋 Lemon who? Lemon have a great time! 🎉
13. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Justin. 👋 Justin who? Just in case you forgot, it’s me! 🙋‍♂️
14. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Atch. 🤧 Atch who? Bless you! Someone sneezed! 🤒
15. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Cow says. 🐄 Cow says who? No, silly, cow says “moo”! 🐮
16. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Lettuce. 🥬 Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s getting chilly! 🌬️
17. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Olive. 🫒 Olive who? Olive you and I miss you! 💚
18. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Harry. 👓 Harry who? Harry up and let me in, I’m freezing! 🥶
19. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Boo. 👻 Boo who? No need to cry, it’s just a joke! 😂
20. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Cash. 💸 Cash who? No thanks, I’m on a budget. 💰
21. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Lettuce. 🥗 Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s getting wet out here! ☔
22. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Dewey. 🤓 Dewey who? Dewey have to keep telling jokes? 🤔
23. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Harry. 👓 Harry who? Harry up and let me in, I’m shivering! ❄️
24. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Boo. 👻 Boo who? Boo! Don’t cry, it’s Halloween! 🎃
25. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Lettuce. 🥬 Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold outside! 🌬️
26. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Atch. 🤧 Atch who? Bless you! Someone’s sneezing! 🤒
27. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Cash. 💵 Cash who? Cash you outside, how ’bout that? 💃
28. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Olive. 🫒 Olive who? Olive you and I always will! ❤️
29. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Banana. 🍌 Banana who? Banana bread is the best bread! 🍞
30. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Dewey. 🤓 Dewey who? Dewey have to keep telling jokes? 🙃
31. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Harry. 👓 Harry who? Harry up and answer the door, it’s getting chilly! 🥶
32. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Lettuce. 🥬 Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s starting to rain! 🌧️
33. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Cash. 💰 Cash who? Cash you outside, how ’bout that? 🌞
34. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Olive. 🫒 Olive who? Olive you and I miss you! 🤗
35. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Banana. 🍌 Banana who? Banana split for dessert, anyone? 🍨
36. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Dishes. 🍽️ Dishes who? Dishes a joke, or are you serious? 🤨
37. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Harry. 👓 Harry who? Harry up and answer the door, it’s me! 🏠
38. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Cash. 💸 Cash who? Cash me if you can! 💃
39. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Olive. 🫒 Olive who? Olive you and I always will! 🥰
40. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Boo. 👻 Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a friendly ghost! 👻
41. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Lettuce. 🥬 Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s getting chilly! 🌬️
42. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Cash. 💵 Cash who? Cash you outside, how ’bout that? 🌞
43. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Harry. 👓 Harry who? Harry up and open the door, it’s cold outside! ❄️
44. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Boo. 👻 Boo who? Boo! Don’t cry, it’s just a friendly ghost! 🎃
45. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Lettuce. 🥗 Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s getting wet out here! ☔
46. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Olive. 🫒 Olive who? Olive you and I always will! 💖
47. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Cash. 💰 Cash who? Cash you outside, how ’bout that? 💃
48. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Harry. 👓 Harry who? Harry up and let me in, it’s chilly! 🥶
49. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Boo. 👻 Boo who? Boo, did I scare you? 😄
50. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Lettuce. 🥬 Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s starting to rain! 🌧️
51. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Cash. 💵 Cash who? Cash me if you can! 💸
52. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Banana. 🍌 Banana who? Banana bread is the best bread! 🍞
53. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Dewey. 🤓 Dewey who? Dewey have to keep telling jokes? 🙃
54. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Harry. 👓 Harry who? Harry up and answer the door, it’s chilly! 🥶
55. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Lettuce. 🥬 Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s starting to rain! 🌧️
56. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Cash. 💰 Cash who? Cash me if you can! 💸
57. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Olive. 🫒 Olive who? Olive you and I always will! 💖
58. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Banana. 🍌 Banana who? Banana split for dessert, anyone? 🍨
59. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Dishes. 🍽️ Dishes who? Dishes a joke, or are you serious? 🤨
60. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Harry. 👓 Harry who? Harry up and answer the door, it’s me! 🏠
61. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Cash. 💵 Cash who? Cash me if you can! 💃
62. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Olive. 🫒 Olive who? Olive you and I always will! 🥰
63. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Banana. 🍌 Banana who? Banana split for dessert, anyone? 🍦
64. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Dewey. 🤓 Dewey who? Dewey have to keep telling jokes? 🤔
65. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Harry. 👓 Harry who? Harry up and open the door, it’s cold outside! 🥶
66. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Cash. 💰 Cash who? Cash you outside, how ’bout that? 🌞
67. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Olive. 🫒 Olive who? Olive you and I miss you! 🤗
68. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Banana. 🍌 Banana who? Banana split for dessert, anyone? 🍨
69. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Dishes. 🍽️ Dishes who? Dishes a joke, or are you serious? 🤨
70. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Harry. 👓 Harry who? Harry up and let me in, it’s chilly! 🥶
71. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Boo. 👻 Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke! 😂
72. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Lettuce. 🥬 Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s getting cold! ❄️
73. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Cash. 💸 Cash who? Cash you outside, how ’bout that? 🌞
74. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Olive. 🫒 Olive who? Olive you and I miss you! 🥺
75. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Banana. 🍌 Banana who? Banana split for dessert, anyone? 🍦
76. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Dewey. 🤓 Dewey who? Dewey have to keep telling jokes? 🙄
77. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Harry. 👓 Harry who? Harry up and open the door, it’s cold outside! 🥶
78. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Lettuce. 🥗 Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s starting to rain! 🌧️
79. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Cash. 💰 Cash who? Cash you outside, how ’bout that? 🌞
80. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Olive. 🫒 Olive who? Olive you and I always will! 💖
81. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Banana. 🍌 Banana who? Banana split for dessert, anyone? 🍨
82. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Dishes. 🍽️ Dishes who? Dishes a joke, or are you serious? 🤨
83. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Harry. 👓 Harry who? Harry up and let me in, it’s chilly! 🥶
84. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Boo. 👻 Boo who? Boo, did I scare you? 😄
85. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Lettuce. 🥬 Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s getting cold! ❄️
86. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Cash. 💸 Cash who? Cash me if you can! 💃
87. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Olive. 🫒 Olive who? Olive you and I always will! 🥰
88. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Banana. 🍌 Banana who? Banana split for dessert, anyone? 🍦
89. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Dewey. 🤓 Dewey who? Dewey have to keep telling jokes? 🙄
90. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Harry. 👓 Harry who? Harry up and open the door, it’s cold outside! 🥶
91. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Lettuce. 🥗 Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s starting to rain! 🌧️
92. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Cash. 💰 Cash who? Cash you outside, how ’bout that? 🌞
93. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Olive. 🫒 Olive who? Olive you and I miss you! 🥺
94. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Banana. 🍌 Banana who? Banana split for dessert, anyone? 🍨
95. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Dishes. 🍽️ Dishes who? Dishes a joke, or are you serious? 🤨
96. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Harry. 👓 Harry who? Harry up and let me in, it’s chilly! 🥶
97. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Boo. 👻 Boo who? Boo, did I scare you? 😄
98. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Lettuce. 🥬 Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s getting cold! ❄️
99. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Cash. 💸 Cash who? Cash me if you can! 💃
100. Knock, knock. 🚪 Who’s there? Olive. 🫒 Olive who? Olive you and I always will! 💖