BEST JOKES EVER !!! ( Most funny jokes of politicians ) 100 funny jokes in english | Hilarious political jokes | Comedy and Silly Jokes

1. Why did the a smart politician think of bringing a ladder to the election? To reach new heights in promises! 🎤🪜
2. Why was the math book afraid of the political book? Because the political book had too many “con-spiracies”! 📚🤔
3. Why did the politician refuse to play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when everyone’s watching your every move! 🙈🔍
4. Why did the computer run for office? It wanted to upgrade the system! 💻🗳️
5. Why was the politician always confident at the casino? Because he had a lot of “de-bait” money! 💰🎰
6. Why did the politician carry an umbrella during speeches? To protect himself from all the “raining” questions! ☔🎤
7. Why did the politician go to art school? To learn how to paint a rosy picture of the economy! 🎨💰
8. Why did the politician become a gardener? To show that he could actually make things “grow”! 🌱🌼
9. Why did the politician start a band? He wanted to create harmonious legislation! 🎵📜
10. Why did the politician have a pet parrot? Because it was the only one who would repeat his promises! 🦜🗣️
11. Why did the politician got a job offer from the nearby bakery? Because he was good at rolling out “dough”mestic policies! 🥐💼
12. Why did the politician bring a map to the speech? To navigate around all the tricky questions! 🗺️🎤
13. Why did the politician become a gardener? He knew how to “dig” for votes! 🌱🗳️
14. Why was the politician great at math? Because he knew how to divide and conquer! ➗✊
15. Why did the politician take up painting? Because he wanted to brush up on his diplomatic skills! 🎨🤝
16. Why did the politician join the gardening club? He wanted to learn how to “weed” out the competition! 🌿🗳️
17. Why did the politician become a musician? He wanted to change the “tune” of the government! 🎶🏛️
18. Why did the politician open a bakery? He knew how to “knead” public support! 🥖🗳️
19. Why did the politician go to the bank? To change his political “currency”! 💰🗳️
20. Why was the politician always in shape? Because he was always running for office! 🏃‍♂️🗳️
21. Why did the politician go to space? To prove he could take his promises to new “heights”! 🚀🗳️
22. Why did the politician bring a flashlight to the debate? To shed some “light” on the issues! 🔦🗳️
23. Why did the politician go to art school? To master the art of “spin”! 🎨🗳️
24. Why did the politician become a chef? He knew how to “stir up” a campaign! 🍳🗳️
25. Why was the politician always calm during debates? Because he had a “zen” approach to politics! 🧘‍♂️🗳️
26. Why did the politician become a marathon runner? To stay ahead in the race for votes! 🏃‍♂️🗳️
27. Why did the politician become a gardener? He had a knack for “cultivating” public opinion! 🌱🗳️
28. Why did the politician bring a map to the campaign trail? To find his way to the hearts of voters! 🗺️❤️
29. Why did the politician become a musician? He wanted to “compose” better policies! 🎶🗳️
30. Why was the politician great at hide and seek? Because he was used to hiding his true intentions! 🙈🗳️
31. Why did the politician become a chef? He knew how to “spice up” his speeches! 🍳🗳️
32. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the campaign rally? To climb to new “heights” of popularity! 🎤🪜
33. Why did the politician start a comedy club? He wanted to show he had a good sense of “pundit”ry! 😄🗳️
34. Why was the politician always a hit at parties? Because he had a talent for “party”tics! 🎉🗳️
35. Why did the politician become a scientist? He wanted to experiment with new ways to win votes! 🔬🗳️
36. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the town hall meeting? To “climb” the ranks of public opinion! 🏛️🪜
37. Why did the politician become a musician? He could strike a chord with voters! 🎵🗳️
38. Why did the politician start a bakery? He knew how to “rise” to the occasion! 🥖🗳️
39. Why did the politician bring a map to the negotiation table? To find a “path” to compromise! 🗺️🤝
40. Why did the politician become a gardener? He had a knack for “cultivating” relationships with constituents! 🌱🗳️
41. Why was the politician a great swimmer? Because he knew how to navigate through political “currents”! 🏊‍♂️🗳️
42. Why did the politician become a chef? He could “cook up” solutions for the country! 🍳🗳️
43. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the press conference? To elevate his message and “climb” the polls! 🎤🪜
44. Why did the politician become an actor? He knew how to play the political “role”! 🎭🗳️
45. Why did the politician start a farm? He wanted to prove he could handle the “campaign” trail! 🌾🗳️
46. Why was the politician always calm under pressure? Because he had a “politicool” demeanor! 😎🗳️
47. Why did the politician become an artist? He knew how to draw in supporters! 🎨🗳️
48. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the campaign rally? To “rise” above the competition! 🎤🪜
49. Why did the politician become a gardener? He had a green thumb for policy-making! 🌱🗳️
50. Why was the politician always good at puzzles? Because he was used to putting together the pieces of the political “puzzle”! 🧩🗳️
51. Why did the politician become a gardener? He wanted to “plant” the seeds of change! 🌱🗳️
52. Why was the politician great at puzzles? Because he knew how to piece together the “political” picture! 🧩🗳️
53. One Day a politician brought a map to the debate? Do you Know Why ? To navigate the twists and turns of political discussions! 🗺️🎤
54. Why did the politician become a chef? He knew how to “stir up” a debate in the kitchen and in the chamber! 🍳🗳️
55. Why was the politician a great basketball player? Because he knew how to “pass” the bill! 🏀🗳️
56. Why did the politician become a musician? He could “compose” harmonious policies for the nation! 🎵🗳️
57. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the rally? To “climb” to the top of the political ladder! 🎤🪜
58. Why did the politician start a bakery? Because the politician believed in the power of “breaking bread” to unite people! 🥖🗳️
59. Why was the politician a great actor? He knew how to deliver convincing “performances” on the campaign trail! 🎭🗳️
60. Why did the politician become a gardener? He knew how to “cultivate” support from the ground up! 🌱🗳️
61. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the town hall meeting? To “rise” above the political discourse! 🏛️🪜
62. Why did the politician start a comedy show? He believed that laughter could bridge the political divide! 😄🗳️
63. Why did the politician become a pilot? He wanted to soar above partisan politics! ✈️🗳️
64. Why was the politician great at soccer? Because he knew how to “kick” off a campaign! ⚽🗳️
65. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the press conference? To “elevate” his message and reach new heights of persuasion! 🎤🪜
66. Why did the politician become a magician? He knew how to make budget deficits disappear! 🎩💸🗳️
67. Why was the politician always ready for a race? Because he was used to being in a “run”off election! 🏃‍♂️🗳️
68. Why did the politician become a gardener? He believed in the importance of nurturing a flourishing democracy! 🌱🗳️
69. Why was the politician great at crossword puzzles? He had a way with finding the “right” words for any situation! 🧩🗳️
70. Why did the politician bring a map to the campaign trail? To “chart” a course for a better future! 🗺️🗳️
71. Why did the politician become a chef? He had a knack for “cooking up” innovative policies! 🍳🗳️
72. Why was the politician always prepared for a debate? Because the politician already had a “pre-pared” speech for every occasion! 🗳️🎤
73. Why did the politician become a gardener? He knew how to “sow” the seeds of progress! 🌱🗳️
74. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the negotiation table? To show he was willing to “climb” the heights of compromise! 🏛️🪜
75. Why did the politician start a bakery? He believed in the power of “breaking bread” to bring people together! 🥖🗳️
76. Why was the politician great at basketball? Because he knew how to “dribble” through tough debates! 🏀🗳️
77. Why did the politician become a musician? He wanted to compose a symphony of change for the nation! 🎶🗳️
78. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the rally? To “climb” the ladder of leadership! 🎤🪜
79. Why did the politician start a comedy club? He believed that laughter was the best way to bridge political divides! 😄🗳️
80. Why did the politician become a pilot? He wanted to fly above the clouds of partisanship! ✈️🗳️
81. Why did the politician become a gardener? He believed in the importance of cultivating a thriving democracy! 🌱🗳️
82. Why did the politician thaught of buying a ladderand bringing to the debate? To “climb” above the noise and reach the voters! 🎤🪜
83. Why did the politician start a bakery? He knew how to “rise” to the occasion and serve up solutions! 🥖🗳️
84. Why was the politician a great actor? He could deliver compelling “performances” on the political stage! 🎭🗳️
85. Why did the politician become a gardener? He believed in the power of nurturing change from the ground up! 🌱🗳️
86. Why did the politician bring a map to the campaign trail? To navigate through the challenges and chart a better future! 🗺️🗳️
87. Why did the politician become a chef? He knew how to “stir up” a campaign and serve up policies! 🍳🗳️
88. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the press conference? To “elevate” his message and connect with the public! 🎤🪜
89. Why did the politician become a magician? He could make budget problems disappear with a wave of his hand! 🎩💸🗳️
90. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the town hall meeting? To “rise” above political rhetoric and engage with the community! 🏛️🪜
91. Why did the politician start a comedy show? He believed that laughter could bring people together and lighten the mood! 😄🗳️
92. Why did the politician become an astronaut? He wanted to see the political landscape from a new perspective! 🚀🗳️
93. Why did the politician bring a map to the negotiation table? To “navigate” through the complexities and find common ground! 🗺️🤝
94. Why did the politician become a chef? He believed in “cooking up” solutions and policies that would satisfy everyone! 🍳🗳️
95. Why was the politician always calm under pressure? Because he had a “politicool” demeanor even in challenging situations! 😎🗳️
96. Why did the politician become a gardener? He believed in “cultivating” a better future for all citizens! 🌱🗳️
97. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the campaign rally? To “climb” above the competition and capture the audience’s attention! 🎤🪜
98. Why did the politician start a bakery? He knew how to “rise” to the occasion and deliver meaningful change! 🥖🗳️
99. Why did the politician become an artist? He could paint a picture of progress and unity through his policies! 🎨🗳️
100. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the town hall meeting? To “rise” above political disagreements and engage in constructive dialogue! 🏛️